lulz-time:

thebookofnicole:

YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.



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lulz-time:

thebookofnicole:

YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

boltong:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

verdigriscontrarium:

when i find myself in times of trouble

gerard way comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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fatpeoplemakemehappy:

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done
vvalruses:

I DIDN’T WANT THIS TO GET POPULAR

vvalruses:

I DIDN’T WANT THIS TO GET POPULAR

fuckyeahlaughters:

freakadillycircus:

loki-stole-my-cookies:

Oh. My. GOD

The mission impossible music is playing in my head right now 

oh

vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.