March 2012
1 tag
When I see something bad happen to the person I... →
putmeoutofmyfuckingmisery:
thatfunnyblog:
mireya……hummmm
whyamisorandom:
You will not expect what happens in this video.
I was’t expecting that, or for his voice to be so deep.
A-Z Questions
baristasarah:
A. Why my last relationship ended. B. Favourite band. C. Who I like and why I like them. D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through. E. My best friend. F. My favourite movie. G. Sexual orientation. H. Do I smoke/drink? I. Have any tattoos or piercings? J. What I want to be when I get older. K. Relationship with my parents. L. One of my insecurities. M. Virgin or not? N. Favourite...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
February 2012
What the girl you used to have a crush on tells...
hervacationh0me:
“I used to have the biggest crush on you! You didn’t know?”
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
You know you're a Tumblr addict when...
paging-doctorfaggot:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
School: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
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